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funny joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 99firehawk, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. 99firehawk

    99firehawk 1/2 ton status

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    > > You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this
    > > one...
    > >
    > > A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
    > > evening.
    > > They turned on a night light, turned on the phone
    > > answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and
    > > put the cat in the backyard.
    > >
    > > They phoned the local cab company and requested a
    > > taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
    > > front door to leave their house. The cat they had
    > > put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
    > >
    > > They don't want the cat shut in the house because
    > > she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out
    > > to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
    > > cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
    > >
    > >
    > > Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
    > > to know the house will be empty for the night. She
    > > explains to the driver that her husband will be out
    > > soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
    > > my mother."
    > >
    > > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the
    > > cab."Sorry I took so long, "he says as they drive
    > > away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
    > > poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
    > > She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.
    > > Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
    > > scratching me. But it worked. I
    > > hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into
    > > the back yard!"
    > >
    > > The cabdriver hit a parked car...
     
  2. 86chevybanshee

    86chevybanshee 1/2 ton status

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    thats pretty funny

    my cats are a pita
     

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