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Funny one,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
    > important their children are.
    >
    > The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks
    > into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
    >
    > The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever
    > he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
    >
    > The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but
    > my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say
    'Your
    > Eminence'."
    >
    > The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
    > women give her this subtle "Well...?"
    >
    > She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied, well-hung,
    > male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'My God'
    >
     
  2. BurbLover

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    As usual, my mom lied a bit. I'm actually 5'10", a lil chubby around the middle, and I don't strip for a living. But the rest seems right on the $$ :D
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Now I have to go blow my nose and when I do Oatmeals gonna come out, thanks for making me choke on breakfast...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. jekquistk5

    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    x2 but with cherios
     
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    lamberthkp SITFU Premium Member

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    GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE:thumb:
     

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