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Funny police story...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Highjaxx, May 12, 2004.

  1. Highjaxx

    Highjaxx 1/2 ton status

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    First off, I like cops...but some are mean sometimes. Anyway after reading the other posts I wanted to tell a funny story.


    I was on my way home one morning at about 8:00AM (after leaving fire academy...NOT DRINKING). I was in horrible rush-hour traffic, and driving my ex's '88 camero. This Superduty with a giant bumper kept pulling right up ontop of me for like 5 miles in stop and go traffic. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    Finally I get so mad that I throw the car in park and get out /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif......I walk back to the guys window, and yell "Why don't you quit riding my @$$!" /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    At which time I read POLICE on his polo shirt. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    The guy was so suprised he didn't do anything,I walked back to the car and almost wet myself. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Were you on 35? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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  4. Highjaxx

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    North mopac...heading south...almost to wells branch I think. Just north of the McDonald's.
     
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    Figures. People on MOPAC can't drive fer [darn]! I'll drive 35 anyday, anytime. It's also only one block away... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Well, Firemen can stand up to Policemen, because while they both risk thier life for you, Policemen get weapons
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I walk back to the guys window, and yell "Why don't you quit riding my @$$!"

    At which time I read POLICE on his polo shirt.... I walked back to the car and almost wet myself


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    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I didn't realize you were a firefighter. If I wasn't going to The Corps, I would apply to AFD... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  9. Highjaxx

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    I don't work for AFD but my brother just got a job with them. Good luck in the corp /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif WOOP

    I'm a Aggie by birth and Longhorn since I've lived in Austin my whole life. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    thank god you didnt do that in L.A.... you would have been looking at mr colt....
    I gotta power down and remember the rest of the world isnt like Kalifornia..
    the good old days when all you had to worry about was getting your butt kicked,,, now every pencil neck banger has a gun
     
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    Ya...but I bet he had a gun. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    thank god you didnt do that in L.A.... you would have been looking at mr colt....
    I gotta power down and remember the rest of the world isnt like Kalifornia..
    the good old days when all you had to worry about was getting your butt kicked,,, now every pencil neck banger has a gun

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    Hey, wait a minute, you must have made a mistake there somewhere.

    Kalifornia has good gun control laws, and therefore nobody but the police have guns. Gangbangers can't get guns, because they are illegal for anyone but authorities to carry. Since we all know gun control works 100%, Kalifornia must be the safest place on Earth to be. No Bad Guys with guns, right?

    You must be thinking of Texas, where crime runs rampant because the average honest citizen can apply for a permit and carry a gun to defend him/herself when the Police aren't there at the split second it's necessary. Those Crazy Texans, I swear that place is a war zone what with all the private citizens carrying automatic weapons and killing their neighbors and robbing banks all over the place. Yup, without Nazi Gun Control, Texas is doomed. They need to take Kalifornia as a successful example to follow and straighten out their act.

    So there must have been a typo or something up there. Where there's gun control, GangBangers have to use 2x4's and throw rocks and stuff.

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    Gee mister, thanks for the heads up. To hell with protecting yourself, I'm moving to Kalifukya! /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    Yup, without Nazi Gun Control, Texas is doomed. They need to take Kalifornia as a successful example to follow and straighten out their act.


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    Yeah, now that there are so many new gun laws it is much harder to get guns on the street.
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