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Funny story in my email

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    I don't usually read or pass on little stories that come in my email, but this one was from my friend's mom... Apperantly it's a true story that happened to and was sent to her by her ex-boyfriend (the one who has my duct tape) /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    >Nature
    >
    > Dear Whiners and Complainers...
    >
    > Two years ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too
    hot
    >that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
    pleasant
    >and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.
    >
    >
    > She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy
    Birthday."
    >I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."
    The
    >children never said a word.
    >
    >
    > When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and
    >despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
    "Good
    >Morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone
    had
    >remembered.
    >
    >
    > I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said
    "You
    >know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's
    go to
    >lunch, just you and me."
    >
    >
    > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
    day.
    >Let's go!"
    >
    >
    > We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went
    out to
    >the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and I
    enjoyed
    >lunch tremendously.
    >
    >
    > On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
    >beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
    >
    >
    > I said, "No, I guess not."
    >
    >
    > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
    >
    >
    > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't
    mind,
    >I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
    comfortable."
    >
    >
    > "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in
    about
    >six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my
    >wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
    >
    >
    > And there I sat...on the couch...naked.
    >
    > It was all down hill from there. My wife left with the kids, my
    boss
    >fired me, my friends hated me, I couldn't afford the payments on the
    car
    >and I had to sell it, I started eating to much and gained weight. I
    moved
    >to another town and got a job in Kmart and I am trying to start a new
    life
    >here.
    >
    > So I have a message for all of you who morons who had a bad day
    and
    >are sitting there complaining about it.
    >
    >
    >
    > SHUT UP
    >
    > because if you think you have it bad, look at me!
     
  2. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    I've seen that before and still funny every time. The duct tape thief is not only a thief, but also a liar! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  3. Capman2k

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    ahhh crap, he told my friends mom it was his story... Oh well... Another reason to kick his ass and get my duct tape back /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif ya still gotta get yer duct tape. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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