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Funny story

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JeremyK5, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. JeremyK5

    JeremyK5 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Too too drunk.
    Bar tale.


    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
    minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the
    bathroom.

    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
    through the bar.

    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
    is screaming.

    "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
    "You're scaring my customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
    every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
    my balls."

    With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
    "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"


    I found this, and thought it was too funny to not share it! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  2. tmaxxer9

    tmaxxer9 1/2 ton status

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    that was good. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I hope you don't mind if i send it to a few of my friends through e-mail.
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  5. jjlaughner

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    I hope I never get that drunk! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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