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Funny Stuff - Might be a repost?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by onlychevy6, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. onlychevy6

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    LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!


    Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad ..... this be my last child support payment!

    Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

    So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever gettin' from me, and I want you come back and tell me the 'sp! ression on yo mama's face."

    So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and 'bout the 'spression on her face.


    Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that"?

    She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and to watch the 'spression on yo face".





     
  2. fabjunkie

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    Sounds about right.
     

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