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GAHH @#@#$ing Neighbors fenced off our lot

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ddragggon, Feb 21, 2002.

  1. Ddragggon

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    ok, so here's the deal. I work for an engineering company, in scottsdale. next door to us, is this really snotty high class rich b**ch autobody shop. they're always parking cars in the firelanes, glaring at my ugly trucks, standing in the MIDDLE OF THE DAMN PARKING LOT HAVING A TEA PARTY in the only lane of traffic that can move since they filled in the entire fire lane with POS cars. another piece of info, we're moving our company in 2 more months, and they;re going to take over our half of the building. so, today I get there, and they're cutting the lot up, and FENCING IN 1/2 OF OUR LOT. we get a smarmy call from them telling us to move our cars, or have them Fenced in. our lot is already incredibly small, and with that half of it now fenced off, there is litteraly no where to park at. WHAT the HELL OVER? if I come here tomorrow, and there's nowhere to park, except thier pretty precious paddock, I swear, I;m going to wrap a towchain around the whole damn fence, and tear the whole thing out into the street, then call the cops, and Sic them on them for parking in the firelane, and littering public roadways with chainlink fences.

    why am I so pissed a them? well, here's the list of offenses, usually punished by death in other countries...
    -we share a common rear yard, with common gates. they always open our gate at like 1 AM, and leave it open, with all our company vehicles parked there, ( yes, several have been broken into)
    -they always leave thier damn luxury trash cars laying all over the lot, usually parked crooked accross 13 spots.
    -they have massive semi's unloading cars several times a day, in the middle of the lot, blocking the rest of us from coming, going, or anythign else of the nature.
    -they park in the fire lane ( we're calling every day from now until the end of the decade on that one)
    -they're all rude upptiy bastards
    -thier management tries to bully our management around.
    -they've tried to rip our company off about 65000 dollars at various times ( at once point, they tapped one of our phone lines, and made all thier phonecalls to outer bangladesh through that line)
    if one of OUR vehicles is in the way, they sit there, and lay on the damn horn until we move, even tho the reason they can't move by isbecause the firelane is f#$%ing packed wiht thier damn cars...
    etc.

    I am so glad I have a digital camera now... I'm gonna snap shot every last one of the bastards in the firelane, and mail them all to the PoPo. that, or attatch some 4 inch by 2 inch C channel to both sides of my truck, and just `squeek by' them when I have to....

    anyone else ever had Jerkoff neighbors at your work?

    -Rich

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  2. StoneyK5

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    WOW !! Ok now, tell us what ya really think about them? [​IMG] And no, we have to pay for parking in an open lot and get the same place nearly everyday..

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  3. Burbinator

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    That's Scottsdale for ya, snooty bastards that think their $hit doesn't stink...surprised the local Federales let the fire lane issue slide.

    I think I want to start putting "emblems" on the side of my truck like the old fighter aces used to do...Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Acura, on and on...for all of the worthless luxury wastes of money I SHOULD have taken out when they tangled with a 6000# Suburban on the streets of that city!

    I feel your pain, man...

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  4. Ddragggon

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    I think I want to start putting "emblems" on the side of my truck like the old fighter aces used to do...Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Acura, on and on...

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    thats PERFECT!!

    I am so all over that thing, and believe you me, I'll include a few `pedestrians' for good measure too... it won't help my parking problems here in the Bario's of scottsdale, but it'll make people think twice about screwing with me. now, all I need to do, is affix a GunSight Hood Ornament, and I'll be set...

    in a marginaly related story, on another web forum I frequent occasionaly, someone ( with proven mentaly unbalanced anger problems) posted about when someone parked thier caddy almost on top of his jeep... he did the only thing he thought he could do: climb in over the back seat, sit down, and pull out of the slot, letting the nerf bars, and front bumper plow a trench in the side of this caddy. if anyone ever parks on top of me, I'll prolly do the same ( jerks)

    -Rich

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    Breath deeply, exhale. Again.

    I hear ya, though! We have a steakhouse around here that valet's the cars all along a narrow one-way road I drive down constantly. Many times they've left barely enough room to squeeze the K5 through with an inch on either side clearance. I keep daydreaming of the time I'll drive through and not care about my paint, and sideswipe every car that's too far into the road... All benz's, jag's, expiditications, etc...

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  6. Ddragggon

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    Benz... Jags.... Expiditions..... dude, I will donate 20 bucks to the `help New Yorkin' quit caring about his Paint' fund, or get wider tube bumpers to drag along vehicles...

    can I get some seconds on the donate 20 bucks fund?

    -Rich

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    Buy me a front end removable exoskeleton and I'll send you video of the deed!!! lol

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  8. muddysub

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    you gotta brush guard? go around and run into things and pop the emblems off the sides. oh, invite a bunch of trucks and fill their parking lot with trucks and see what they do. and when they honk at you, dump a little brake fluid on their hood and see how they like that.

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    Just call the EPA and tell them you saw those guys dump some bad smelling liquid out the back door.(never seen a body shop that didn't do that now and then)
    That'll stir up some bees.

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    Last I knew, tapping phone lines like they did is a crime, possibly a federal offense. Nail them for that instead!!! [​IMG]



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    LOL,
    just had a safety meeting today about "Violence in the workplace", if my coworkers would of read this they would of called H.R. [​IMG] so take it easy and breath in and out in and out....

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    I hear ya, though! We have a steakhouse around here that valet's the cars all along a narrow one-way road I drive down constantly.

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    THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!!!!!! Valets at a steakhouse.

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  13. Ddragggon

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    ok, yesterday came time for me to go home. I backed out, nailed the fence with my rear bumper, pulled forward, backed up again, nailed it again, pulled forward, Dominated a curb and bush to get out of the spot, `Burned a wheel' and saw the semi aghast look on the faces of 2 of the autoshop employees. the fence is of course Chainlink, making it basicaly indestructable, and the rocks I spat out while `burning a wheel' made me happy. the 2 guys from the shop were all doing the international sign of `SLOW DOWN YOU MONGALOID' and I heard one of them goin' `whoa man, take'er easy there tiger'

    as I was heading for the exit, I of course encountered a retard in a Mercedes StationWagon on Truck wheels ( SUV) that pulled out right in front of me, then sat there as someone hopped out, and ran inside. not having a horn, but having a very brutal pushguard, I firmly depressed the brake pedal, and slowly increased the engine revs to about 1400 RPM ( maximum torque) before letting off... ( I didn't really want to flash my torque converter) they sat there, so I let my foot slip off the brake a little, and began reving towards them... this apparently helped the message get through to them, because they Slowly started pulling out of my way... so I punched it, lifting the front end up like an angry bull, then let off the gas, and back on the brake... this helped them get the hell out of my way.

    fortunately, today is a much better day... I showed up, parked accross 2 spots, so I can get out of the lot this time without hitting the damn fence again, havn't had any major problems, and am just kinda hangin' out. 2 more hours, and I get to go home. hooray, and WINNER and whatnot.

    speaking of which, I need to go call the Fire Marshal about the damn Fire lane they're most likely parked in...

    -Rich

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    ATTA BOY!! [​IMG] Two can play that game!! [​IMG]



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    simple solutin for the parking problem.....valve stem core remover........
    most fun i had in high school! my neighbors would ask if there friends could park onlong the edge of our yard whenever they had a party. i would say o.k. but as soon as my parents left town and i wanted to have a party they would call the law if anyone parked on the edge of their lawn. that's when i discovered the fun of the valve stem core remover!
    after their next party you should have seen all the tow trucks out there pumping tires up.....not to mention the hung over a$$holes who couldn't leave,[​IMG][​IMG].
    that is a funny site!!!!!!!!!!!!
    see what kinda reaction you get when the cars in the firelane can't move due to flats, especially if the fire marshall is standing there!!!



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  16. Burbinator

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    There you go, Rich!!!

    Since my pushbar is just a "center" variety, I replaced my horn with a Federal Signal PA300 and 100W speaker. The airhorn will get ANYONE'S attention quickly.

    Maybe one of these days your neighbors will figure it out...hopefully.

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  17. The_Sandman_454

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    There's one MALL here in Michigan, in or near Detroit or Pontiac I believe... It had flippin valet parking... WTF??? I can see at a high class resturant or even a casino, but a flippin' mall??? WTF is the world coming to... I'm like no thanks, I'll walk the 400 feet to the building rather than pay the valet $20 to invade my privacy... Stupid people...


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    OOhhhhhh Almost forgot some advice... Sneak across to the other side of the fence. Take some cable. Secure said cable to the underside of one of the snooty peoples cars, and secure the other end to either another of their cars or to the fence...

    Will be hilarious when they try to leave. Wouldn't be too hard to deny. And heck yeah the valve stem core removers are definitely fun to play with... So is superglue in door locks, clipping their phone wires, rewiring them to not work right, etc ;)

    [​IMG] [​IMG] Although *I'd* never do such a thing...


    Tim<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by The_Sandman_454 on 02/24/02 04:19 PM.</FONT></P>
     
  18. Ddragggon

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    If I wanted to do the damadge the vehicles game, its a pretty simple matter of getting simple green, or brake fluid in a supersoaker, and blasting it over the fence into the lot... or, for that matter, some aircraft stripper. a day in the hot sun would have the paint bubbling ( or a night in the cool with the aircraft stripper)

    this morning I got to have a good piece of joy as I rolled into the parking lot. small bit of background history: my suburbans exhaust pipes are so old and rusted, they're pretty much paper thin anymore. the drivers side one keeps losing its cherry bomb, as was the case last night... ( I was on the gas, and I guess I didn't have it clamped tight enough, cause it blew it off the end. ...the hell? ) so, this morning I rolled in with my 1/2 straitpipe exhaust blasting, and heard the corus of several of the overpriced cars car alarms going off. if not for the fact everyone in my appartmetn complex knows of me by my truck, I'd keep it straitpipe for a while, just to hear the singing of expensive car alarms in the morning.

    -Rich

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