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Gas and what to do about it

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chaz88K5, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Chaz88K5

    Chaz88K5 1/2 ton status

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    ok...i have a problem...i have gas like nobody business..if i eat cheese i get gas, bread i get gas, i breath...and guess what...i get gas...what in the hell do i do about it?
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    what in the hell do i do about it?

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    Does a crowded elevator or a long line at the store give ya any ideas?
     
  3. Shaggy

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    <font color="green"> I have the same issues... If you find out a solution, my wife would like to know what it is. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif </font color>
     
  4. Chaz88K5

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    oh thats my fave thing to do...walk around wal mart or where ever and cut down on one and wait for someone to walk threw it (with me standing a good distance away) and seeing their reaction /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's all about stealth dude. If the release is going to be loud, you must be an isle or two over to do it. If it's the silent variety, well that's the best kind. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Take some BEANO.....
     
  7. Chaz88K5

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    just might have to try that...... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    You need digestive enzymes. Can find them at any drug store, and many supermarkets. Take them with meals, and increase dosage til people let you be around during dinner.
     
  9. Chaz88K5

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    i have already been banned from poopin at my friends house...his mom got pissed...i just killed it and it ended up stinkin up the rest of the house....it was great
     
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    eeeeewwwwww! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  11. Chaz88K5

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    got a rotten rectum /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    i have already been banned from poopin at my friends house...his mom got pissed.

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    You a man among men my friend. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    got a rotten rectum

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    Rectum................ Damned near killed em /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Im having trouble seeing the problem..

    Are you unable to find someone to blame them on? Are your friends jelous, because they are unable to compete when you play the fart game. Does the other half like to sleep with her head under the covers?

    What exactly is the problem /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    My wife and I were at a swap meet once. This old guy rips one right as we are walking by, I mean LOUD! I am trying so hard not to laugh, but my wife busts out laughing and we have to run away because we are laughing so hard. Funny stuff.

    Of course, I did rip one in the grocery store last night. Blamed it on my wife, too. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    I like to blame it on people I've never met before /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Cut an SBD in line somewhere, turn to the person behind you with a strait face and say, OH MY GOD, was that YOU!.
    what can I say even big kids think farts are funny..
     
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    I HATE CALIFORNIA DMV

    [/ QUOTE ] Well, time to eat a bunch of boiled eggs and head over there to talk about suspended lisiences !!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    That reminds me of when they were taking the test in "Spies Like Us." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Seriously, though, check out probiotics at www.natren.com and go on a protein diet for a month. (no carbohydrates) BUT let your doctor know what you are doing. More than likely antibiotics is at the bottom of this. Have you taken them in the past? Bet your problem started shortly after. Also check out www.iknowthecause.com . Digestive enzymes is a good suggestion, too.
     
  20. Chaz88K5

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    yea my diet is not all that great...mostly consistis of fast food or junk food so i am guessin thats alot of my problem /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     

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