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Gator Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
    alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll
    make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
    inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then
    open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
    witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

    The Crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped
    his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
    gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
    grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
    head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
    unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks
    were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
    who's willing to give it a try"

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
    of the bar.

    A Blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on
    the head with the beer bottle".
     
  2. Twiz

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    Well, atleast you made up for the first one.

    now your even. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Well, atleast you made up for the first one.

    now your even. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    Huh????

    I don't get it.


    Why would she ................ oh ... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif nevermind. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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  5. K5Jimmy

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    [ QUOTE ]
    A Blonde woman timidly spoke up.

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    the original joke had a little gay guy in the back of the room playing this part......
     
  6. Twiz

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    [ QUOTE ]
    the original joke had a little gay guy in the back of the room playing this part......

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    So did it hurt ?
     
  7. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    the original joke had a little gay guy in the back of the room playing this part......

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So did it hurt ?


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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif if not that did /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. chebywanna

    chebywanna 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    the original joke had a little gay guy in the back of the room playing this part......

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    So did it hurt ?


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    auch!! lol [insert smily sniper face here]
     

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