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Gawddamn wife!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Took away my fireplace remote lastnight for the bedroom fireplace, said it was too hot, of course she wears a fockin parka to bed. She put it in her night stand along with my testicles and my dignity...:doah: I am a souless casterated prideless no firestick shell of a man...Come on heart attack Daddy needs a new coffin...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  2. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Didn't you read the fuggin fine print when you signed it away to Lucifer. :haha:

    Gerri made sure the photographer took a specific picture of me signing, I assume for evidence.
     
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    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    L.M.A.O. :haha: :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: !!!
     
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  5. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: It's called the victory lap.
     
  6. Fubeca

    Fubeca 1/2 ton status

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    Just when I thought I was having a bad day - you go and post that :)

    You need a secret back-up remote
     
  7. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Maybe I'll just go out and buy a corvette tomorrow and get a nice asian girl for a passenger seat cover and show her that my mid life crisis isn't just anxiety attacks about my mortality.
    That'd show her til the vette got repoed and the divorce was finalized....:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  8. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Tell her I need a place to stay. :haha:



    She might leave you. :laugh:
     
  9. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Just tell her that women are just like tires. When she ask what that means just tell her when one go's flat you break out the spare:wink1: :D
     
  10. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    She'd leave me alright, on your doorstep....
     
  11. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    Just throw some wood in that electronically controlled fireplace, that'll get her attention.
     
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    Marriage n00b.:rolleyes:




    Haven't you learned that her job is to go around behind you and pick up and put away crap you're not done with and hide all the chit you'd be looking for later?:haha: :haha:


    Always read the fine print.
     
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    RockinChevy 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    and toss back the remote too! :D then you're back in business
     
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    Lookie what I bought when I turned 40...

    So what's her opinion, when she's driving a $100 Hyundai? She loves it, and now, almost 7 years later she brings up the fact that it cost 20g's...

    12 23 06  Def Siding  NYC Barn Vairs 025.jpg
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Fireplace remote? WTF is that? Mine have always used wood and the remote was "Hey, throw another log on the fire" so my wife always had the "remote"
     
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    Same here . I have to actually walk outside and brave scorpions and spiders to grab a log off whats left of my cord :eek1:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     

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