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Gay flight attendant

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Z3PR

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    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
    food
    >and drinks.
    >
    >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

    >announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce

    >that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if
    you
    >could just put your trays up, that would be super."
    >
    >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
    >looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
    those
    >big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
    man
    >can pitty-pat us on the ground."
    >
    >She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
    > >Princess. I take orders from no one."
    >
    >To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, > "Well,
    >sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    >
    >"Tray-up, Bitch."
     
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