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gay men and sports

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, May 16, 2004.

  1. nc87k5

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    Three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, 'cause of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants.
    "Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy little costumes, and think of the holds."

    "Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a line drive right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' and that's what I like... the recognition."
     
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    To that sir, I say booooooooooooooooooooooo! but /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif as well.

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    ah, how did I post that twice /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He looks around and realizes it is a gay bar so he gets up to leave and this little ****** says to him "Don't leave, we can play a drinking game so you won't waste your beer" so the guy figures he'll stay since he did pay for his beer. He says to the ****** " O.K., what's this game?" The ****** replies "****** Football! It's real easy, you chug your beer then burp and thats 6 points. Then you drop your pants and fart for the point after" The guy figures this is going to be easy to win so he agrees to play.

    The ****** says" Ooooohhh can I go first??" the guy agrees.
    So the ****** chugs a beer, burps and then drops his pants and farts. "Seven nothing!" He excitedly says "Your turn."
    The guy chugs his beer and then he belches so loud it rattles the glasses,"That's six" He says, then he drops his pants and as he gets ready to fart the little ****** runs up behind him screaming "Block that kick!! Block that kick!!" /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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