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GEEEZUUUS!!!! WTF?!?!?!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Zeus33rd, May 28, 2002.

  1. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    I farted and it stinks so bad, both me and the dog had to get up and leave for awhile......./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    .....you sic bastard! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    got a rotten rectum eh...
     
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    <font color=blue> Speak again, oh toothless one !
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    What wind through yonder briches breaks tis I ye ole' toothles one .....I think that is a play by Shakesphinkter.......
     
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    Kind of reminds me of the nauseous effect from the destruction of that large pepperoni I had the other night which you can read about in this forum. You could of swore that I needed to take a Barbara and wipe my Boxer.
     
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    Nothing compairs to the night of corn-beef and cabbage for supper, followed by drink free beer ( buddy's dad owned a bar, the free stuff was Slitz) and gobbling pickeled boiled eggs. We all hung our heads out the window on the drive home, didn't care if it was a blizzard going on !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Thanks for sharing that with us!

    Hmmm - I think I want some White Castles and a few Bud's.
     
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    LOL, now that's bad... start of the month myself and some family friends went to Disneyland... my friends girl who is 10 farted while on Star Tours (she swears it wasn't her but I shared a bed with her and yeah, she was blowing air... but anyhow...) I was sitting by her and in back of me was some of the rest of the group. We were all yelling out "Abort Mission... Abort Mission!!!!" When the ride ended and we took off the seatbelts and then doors opened... my gosh I almost fell out of them to get air... dunno what she was eatin' but dang... I thought the hydrolics on the ride were gonna crumble... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    I though females did not fart, they "pooted"
     
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    No... she farted... nothing pooted about what came outta her....
     
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    I thought that end of a woman was just for looks. Didnt know it was functioning.

    Ken H.
     
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    Man you guys are way unaware. I have some female friends who are the best farters ever... and these are good looking women..... but gawd don't feed them anything that'll get the jets started! /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    I asked my wife..she said women don't fart...they FLUFF !!!
    BAAAHAAAHAAAAA !!!!!!!
     
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    She's lying...... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    NO NO NO - Not "fluff' - "Floof"!!
     
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    MAN...THAT WAS THE BIGEST " FLOOF" I'VE EVER HEARD just now .... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Damn dude..........GO SEE A DOCTOR
     

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