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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Sep 9, 2005.
IS funny shiat!!!
Anyone else listen to him??
Havent you heard the story about the little boy,,,
on sunday morning, he was on his way to sunday school,he had on his cute little white shirt, and his cute little red neck tie,, and his blue blazer, and his cute little white pants,,,
And He had his little doggie with him,
and, this lady stopped him and said ,,"
"HELLO HONEY, "
And the little boy said " HELLO MAAAM,,,"
She said" What a cute little boy you are!!!,,,,"
And he said " THANK YA MAAAM ,,""
She said,,,, " And what a cuute little blue blazer you have there,,"
And he said ," THANK YA MAAAM"
She said " ANd what a cute little red necktie you have there"
And he says,,," THANK YA MAAM"
And she said "And what a cute little puppy you have there "
And the little bay said "THANK YA MAAAM "
And she says, "HONEY, what do you call your puppy????"
And he said " I NAMED HIM PORKY"
And she said,, " Honey, why did you name you doggy PORKY????"
And the little boy said ,,,,,,,
"BECAUSE HE LIKES TO **** PIGS."
MORE???? I got more lol
Who the fock is Gene Tracy???????????
TRUCK STOP COMEDY BROTHER!!!!
I'd forgotten about him....had heard any of his stuff in a long time. He was redneck funny when Foxworthy was still in high school.
I finally found out what a meatgrinder is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Its a homosexual with a chipped tooth"
That aint funny, thats wrong
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