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GENIE & OSAMA **funny**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 19, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    GENIE & OSAMA


    Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly,
    a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant
    you one wish?"

    "Hey! Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuthin"
    barked Bin Laden.

    The genie pleaded "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned
    to this bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the
    inconvenience of it all, he said "okay, okay, I wanna wake up with three white
    women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!"

    Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed "Now leave me alone!" The
    annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.

    The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
    Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and
    he had no health insurance.




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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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