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Geography of a Woman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 4, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
    naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open
    to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
    of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still has
    warm and a desirable places to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
    past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
    conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but
    no one wants to go there.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like N. Korea - Ruled by a d!ck.
     
  2. Muddytazz

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    [ QUOTE ]
    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like N. Korea - Ruled by a d!ck.


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    I would think a funnier one would be

    Age 15-70: Men are like America, ruled by Bush and Dick
     
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    Anatomy of a woman...age 8 to 51...pretty much like France. Doesn't want to see yer mug, would rather ya just send the money instead. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     

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