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George Bush joke.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Emmettology 101, Jul 18, 2006.

  1. Emmettology 101

    Emmettology 101 3/4 ton status

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    Thought this one was pretty good... :D





    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
    After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have four questions."
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess.
    George Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
    When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve" he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have six questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
     
  2. gjk5

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    Yep, real good joke..........................................................








    if you're French.
     
  3. cbbr

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    its funny. I actually heard it with Hillary and some other questions, but the punch line is funny either way.
     
  4. gjk5

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    yeah, I know, the smart-ass comments just come so naturally.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    They are funny also. [​IMG]
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    You forgot the rest of the joke. After lunch Rick then asked all the same questions with the last one being "And what happened to George?" After recess Lucy asked "what happened to Rick?". At the end of the day the teacher asked the students what they had learned. Margaret raised her hand and said "Don't ask stupid questions and don't **** with George Bush"......
     
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    Nice.:haha:
     
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    I thought it was the Clintons that had a rep for offing people.
     
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    Yep... that made me laugh...:rolleyes:
     
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    Funny stuff :thumb:
     
  12. Can Can

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    I can't believe I get the opportunity to staRt this.......
     
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    Don't start ****. You, of all people, should understand this.



    :D
     
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    I don't start ****, brother. I simPly finish it......:deal:
     
  15. Emmettology 101

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    I did a search for George Bush, but didn't find it. Oh, well...

    **edit***

    You forgot to add to the word. So I did it for you. Can

    **/edit**
     
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    Eat me, asswipe? Is that what you said? Sorry, I can't read your lips when they're wrapped around my tool...
     
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    I like a good laugh at GW as much as anyone. But that joke just plain sucks!
     
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    Go stock some shelves, bitch............:p:
     
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    Make me, you focking shovelhead!
     
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