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George W. Bush's resume

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    George W. Bush\'s resume

    RESUME
    >GEORGE W. BUSH
    >1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    >Washington, DC 20520
    >
    >EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
    >Law Enforcement:
    >I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
    >influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
    >license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
    >and is not available.
    >
    >Military:
    >I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
    >a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
    >Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in ietnam.
    >College:
    >I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
    cheerleader.
    >
    >PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
    >
    >I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
    business
    >in Midland,Texas, in 1975.
    >I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The
    >company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the
    >Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
    >taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
    >industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of
    Texas.
    >
    >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
    >
    >I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
    making
    >Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
    >replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
    >I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
    >in borrowed money.
    >I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
    >history.
    >With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
    >appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
    >over 500,000 votes.
    >
    >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
    >
    >I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
    criminal
    >record.
    >I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
    >billion dollars per week.
    >I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
    >I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
    >I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
    >12-month period.
    >I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
    >I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
    U.S.
    >stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
    lost
    >their jobs and that trend continues every month.
    >I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
    >administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
    >Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
    >I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S.
    >President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
    receiving
    >the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign
    >contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over
    the
    >largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
    >My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
    >assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
    decision.
    >I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
    >investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
    >investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
    >investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
    >I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
    >to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
    I
    >presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
    >I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
    >government contracts.
    >I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
    >President in U.S. history.
    >I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
    in
    >the history of the United States government.
    >I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
    history.
    >I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
    >remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
    >I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
    >I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
    >detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
    >I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
    >inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
    >I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
    >President since the advent of television.
    >I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
    period.
    >After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
    >security failure in U.S. history.
    >I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
    >attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
    country
    >in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
    >I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
    >simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
    >shattering the record for protests against any person in the history
    of
    >mankind.
    >I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
    >pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
    I
    >did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
    >citizens, and the world community.
    >I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
    >duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
    >In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
    >attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
    >I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
    >(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
    security.
    >
    >I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
    WMD.
    >I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden
    [sic] to
    >justice.
    >
    >RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    >
    >All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
    >library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
    >All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
    >bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
    view.
    >All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
    >attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
    >unavailable for public view.
     
  2. skratch

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    Re: George W. Bush\'s resume

    People that distribute and belive this kind of crap are the ones that made this country the hell hole it is! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
    Liberal baby killing [darn] packing fawkers
     
  3. SS66

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    I guess Bush's resume isnt nearly as impressive as Albert Gores.
    After all, Gore invented the internet! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    After all, Gore invented the internet! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Re: George W. Bush\'s resume

    the left can eat [darn] [darn] off and die.

    j
     
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    Well said. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    the left can eat [darn] [darn] off and die.

    j

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I agree 100% /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  8. thatK30guy

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    Re: George W. Bush\'s resume

    I got to add one more thing about Bush.....

    Even though anybody can moan, whine and b!itch about Bush, I can truly tell you one thing: I didn't vote for him. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    Re: George W. Bush\'s resume

    But did you vote at all? If you did, then more power to ya, bitch away... if ya didn't, ya got nobody to blame but yourself.
    Personally, I'd hate to see how things would have turned out if Mr "I invented the internet(pornsites) because my wife is such a spastic freak" Al Gore had been declared the whiner, I mean winner in 2000. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Only time would tell of "what if" Gore had been declared the winner....only time will tell. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Re: George W. Bush\'s resume

    Let's do one for John Kerry.
    here's my contribution:
    Came from Jewish decent and his parents changed there name to Kerry to give an Irish conotation when they moved to Mass. Afraid of his heritage.

    Told Clinton in 1998 that we should invade iraq because Sadam has pushed it too far. Now says Bush went in for no reason.

    1992 - backed Clinton by saying people should not vote on a cantitdate based on their military experience. Also can be seen in pictures w/ jane fonda protesting the vietnam war. Now he trys to portray an image of being a war hero in his commercials.

    Feel free to add to this resume.
     
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    [darn] the fawkin' left side crazy, gay loving, socialist society supporting, protesting over nothing, whining little ****ers!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif Bush has kept this country safe for the most part from alkita and other terrorist groups not to mention removing one of the worst dictators ever to rule and releasing the Iroky citizens and showing them freedom. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

    If Al Gore would have been elected then we would have never done something about 9-11 and never would have removed Saddam not to mention all the married gays tha would probably be running around. Did I mention he is a frawkin' Sierra club supporting tree hugger? You think we have problems with the gov on 4wheeling now, it would be much worse with him in office. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Also can be seen in pictures w/ jane fonda protesting the vietnam war.

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    That photo was a chop. Kerry had had his picture taken in the same place a year or so after Jane Fonda had been there and somebody superimposed the two pictures.

    I don't know why I'm worrying about any of this, probably 80% of what they say about Bush is exaggerated or outright bullshit too.

    Rene
     
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    I don't know why I'm worrying about any of this, probably 80% of what they say about Bush is exaggerated or outright bullshit too.



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    I couldn't agree more! I worked at the Austin City Council for a few years under a Councilmember. Every night I'd watch the local news and the media's interpretation of policy's, agenda, etc was totally assbackwards to the truth. If that happens on a local level I'd hate to see it action on a federal level...although I would like to work close to the president(anyone) since I love being behind the scenes in politics... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    What's with you guys and gay marriage? Geeze....
     
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    That photo was a chop. Kerry had had his picture taken in the same place a year or so after Jane Fonda had been there and somebody superimposed the two pictures.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Here is the infamous picture..... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif

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    We voted it down in California in 2000.

    It is illegal.

    They are giving out certificates anyway.

    Do you see the problem now?
     
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    I don't mean the people that are upset because of the laws

    I mean the people that go "Damn fags getting married damn it"

    I'm not so concerned with the attitude towards the law as the attitude toward the concept
     
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    That is a good point. I don't think that was rjfguitar intention though.

    Anyways...this will be my first presidential election and I'm voting for Bush!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Yeah the next election will be my first presidential, my last one was state, I voted on very basic information, I really want to be informed this time around, I'll have to email my government teacher for some info, he drags all the kids in his class who are eligable to vote down to vote when it comes around.

    I agree with the law concept, laws are in place and you have to obey them, but just like so many laws that interfere with offroaders, there are a lot that interfere with other peoples lives. It's not like it's NAMBLA
     

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