A man was injured in an industrial accident and was rushed to a doctor > who > >determined that one of his testicles was crushed. The crushed > >testicle was removed and the man was assured that he would be fine, > >no complications. Physically he was fine but mentally he knew he was > >lighter on one side > than > >the other, which caused him to walk in circles. After trying to > >overcome > the > >problem without any luck he returned to the doctor very distraught. > > > >"Doc! You've got to help me. I am about to lose my job and my wife > >because of walking in circles!" Well, the doctor had never > >encountered such a problem. As he pondered it he went to his > >refrigerator for a snack. There > he > >noticed an onion. Ha! He quickly measured the man's remaining > >testicle, peeled off layers of onion until the onion was exactly the > >same size as his testicle. > A > >minor operation, and the man walked out of the office as straight as > >an arrow! > > > >And to this day that man is normal - - - - with two exceptions - When > >he sees a hamburger he gets an erection and when he pees, his eyes > >water.