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Get your stupid joke here...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    A man was injured in an industrial accident and was rushed to a doctor
    > who
    > >determined that one of his testicles was crushed. The crushed
    > >testicle was removed and the man was assured that he would be fine,
    > >no complications. Physically he was fine but mentally he knew he was
    > >lighter on one side
    > than
    > >the other, which caused him to walk in circles. After trying to
    > >overcome
    > the
    > >problem without any luck he returned to the doctor very distraught.
    > >
    > >"Doc! You've got to help me. I am about to lose my job and my wife
    > >because of walking in circles!" Well, the doctor had never
    > >encountered such a problem. As he pondered it he went to his
    > >refrigerator for a snack. There
    > he
    > >noticed an onion. Ha! He quickly measured the man's remaining
    > >testicle, peeled off layers of onion until the onion was exactly the
    > >same size as his testicle.
    > A
    > >minor operation, and the man walked out of the office as straight as
    > >an arrow!
    > >
    > >And to this day that man is normal - - - - with two exceptions - When
    > >he sees a hamburger he gets an erection and when he pees, his eyes
    > >water.
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    jacob
     
  6. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    I got a question. Does his wife have onion breath?
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  7. chevyfumes

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