Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Getting drunk (joke) *may offend*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ovrtym, Jan 11, 2002.

  1. Ovrtym

    Ovrtym Registered Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2001
    Posts:
    21
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Virginia
    Three guys meet at the water cooler at work.

    First guy: “Man, I had the worst night of my life, I totaled my brand new Vette, I was lucky to walk away.”

    Second guy: “You think that's bad, I got in a knock down fight with my wife she packed her bags and left me. I got so pissed that I threw my shoe across the room knocking a candle over, the curtains caught fire and burned my house down!”

    Third guy: “That's nothing, I got so drunk last night when I got home I blew chunks.”

    First guy: “What's so bad about that, you were lucky compared to us!”

    Third guy: “No, no, no, you don't understand, ‘chunks’ is my dog.”
     
  2. StoneyK5

    StoneyK5 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2001
    Posts:
    472
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Birch Bay, Wa.
    ...[​IMG]...

    83K5 Silverado
    What was that bump?
     
  3. man, that's an old one. kinda like the guy who goes to the bar and orders a beer. bartender serves it up and the guy slams it, looks in his shirt pocket and then orders another. tender serves another. guy slams it, looks in his shirt pocket, orders another. this goes on for a while until the bartender finaly asks, "why do you keep looking in your shirt pocket then order another beer?" the guy replys, " i have a picture of my wife in here, and when she starts looking good i'll go home."

    HA!

    <font color=blue> Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    </font color=blue>
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2001
    Posts:
    32,076
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    .
    LMAO!!! [​IMG]



    I'm not picking my nose...I'm just pointing at my brain!! [​IMG]

    <a target="_blank" href=http://coloradok5.com/gallery/thatK30guy>The K30 Collection</a>
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2001
    Posts:
    32,076
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    .
    LMAO, too!!! [​IMG]




    I'm not picking my nose...I'm just pointing at my brain!! [​IMG]

    <a target="_blank" href=http://coloradok5.com/gallery/thatK30guy>The K30 Collection</a>
     
  6. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2000
    Posts:
    36,170
    Likes Received:
    1,380
    Location:
    E-town baby!
    LOL...second drunk joke was better!!!

    Rene

    <font color=green>Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!</font color=green>
    <a target="_blank" href=http://coloradok5.com/gallery/project_T2> tRusty pics...</a>
     
  7. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2000
    Posts:
    11,117
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    .
    LOL...[​IMG][​IMG]...The second one was a bit better [​IMG]



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.community.webshots.com/user/vwryda>The darker side of nonsense...</a>
     
  8. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2001
    Posts:
    2,377
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg,Pa
    LMAO at both of your jokes

    <font color=purple>If you want life to run smoothly...You must grease it with some ATTITUDE!!!!</font color=purple>
     
  9. jimmyjack

    jimmyjack 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    May 11, 2000
    Posts:
    2,290
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Tucson Az
    A guy is sitting at the bar one day just getting hammered, the bartender is a little concerned about his condition and says "Hey buddy, drowning your sorrows won't cure all your problems". The drunk guy looks up and says "You're telling me, I can't get the bitch near the damned water"!

    That jeep thing? Yah I understand it....... Like my Blazer? <a target="_blank" href=http://community.webshots.com/user/blazerk5>http://community.webshots.com/user/blazerk5</a>
    Jim
     
  10. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2000
    Posts:
    15,552
    Likes Received:
    136
    Location:
    Cochrane, Alberta, Canada
    Now THAT one was funny..........[​IMG]!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



    <font color=red>A POLAR BEAR ATE MY PET PENGUIN</font color=red>
     
  11. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2006
    Posts:
    8,598
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    43rd State



    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  12. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2001
    Posts:
    32,076
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    .
    What the hell? Bringing up old dead threads... :haha:
     
  13. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2006
    Posts:
    8,598
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    43rd State


    :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
     
  14. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2004
    Posts:
    14,681
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    High velocity, Low altitude
    Wow. Nice dredge.
     

Share This Page