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Getting married?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 76zimmer, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    >I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    >we
    >decided to get married.
    >My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
    >girlfriend? She was a dream!
    >There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
    >thing
    >was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
    >age,
    >wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
    >when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
    >It had to be deliberate.
    >She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    >One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    >wedding
    >invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
    >was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
    >couldn't
    >overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted
    >to
    >make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
    >her
    >sister.
    >I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    >She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
    >with it just come up and get me."
    >I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    >When
    >she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
    >stairs at me.
    >I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    >door.
    >I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
    >I walked straight towards my car.
    >My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    >hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
    >test. We
    >couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    >
    >The moral of this story is:
    >
    >Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
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    4xcrazy 3/4 ton status

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    well i cannot honestly say if this is a repost or not, but i have definately heard the story before, yeah, was pretty funny,,,,,,,,,then.:doah: :haha:
     

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