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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    The other day, I pulled into the driveway at the office after coming on duty and I was greeted by something I had never been greeted by before..............

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    After filling up my patrol car, I decided to pull out the camera and take a few pics, while giving this ride a total looksee just to see what kind of out of the box thinking had been put to use in the build-up of this particular off road machine.

    I was greeted by the innovative body lift:
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    But upon looking deeper at the lift components, I was starting to get scared:
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    Then I turned my attention to the custom dash that had been installed:
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    It was then I decided I better make like a tree when something caught my eye:
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    Needless to say, I didn't investigate this vehicle any further in fear of unleashing the anger of a million ghetto fabricators on my poor soul.
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    Dude, thats scary, you shold of written him a ticket for being stupid
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I wish I could find that statute...............

    Unfortunately, the only thing I have found in the book is that only the troopers are allowed to do vehicle inspections.......................:mad:
     
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    Aren't there traffic laws against crap like that?
     
  5. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Dood that is one sweet ride:rolleyes:
     
  6. surpip

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    AYFKM a bungee cord holding on the bed?

    my brain hurts now
     
  7. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Sweet! How much is he asking?

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  8. nc87k5

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    reminds me of the old guy that lived around here. He drove an 85 or so station wagon and he mounted a toy jet on the hood and had 2 toy tractor trailers attached to the luggage rack on top. the jet had an orange canopy covering the cockpit and he wired some lights to the jet, so when his lights were on, the jet was lit up also :haha:.
     
  9. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Wow, I had to look closer to see that one.
    Nice
     
  10. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Apparently someone hasn't been reading the latest publications. The Cedar Post Body lift is impervious to rust, rot, and insects; gives a fresh smell to your rig, and as an added convenience toothpicks can be shaved off to keep all 4 of the driver's teeth clean.

    And holy hell Bubba; the demonic flamingo hood ornament is the latest thing, it scares the big rocks right off the trail!


    (I got nothin' on the plywood dash)
     
  11. Cajun4x4

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    phuck yea... a wood bodylift :doah:
     
  12. UseYourBlinker

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    3 lugs nuts on one wheel huh?













    :haha:
     
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    Three lug nuts on a FIVE lug front end. Which is four wheel drive.

    Umm, Ford D44?

    -- A
     
  14. dogdaysunrise

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    Naw there looks like there would be 6 lugs, but it does look like the hub is missing.
     
  15. Confedneck79K30

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    ya know, being ive never seen a pic of bubbas k5 or other chebrolet pickemup, maybe this is a sneak peek?
     
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    hub is there
     
  17. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    STFU nOOb................................;)
     
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    lmao bubba, is that your new backwoods cruiser?
     
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    Dude thats rough sawn white oak so it wont crush like cedar would...all's cool

    I wonder if I could quit supplying apartment builders and get into the aftermarket truck accessories gig.....Think of the opportunities....I could do MDF lift blocks, they would swell up when wet and shrink back down when dry, better than bags:haha:
     
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    You could sell them BX wiring as torque chains too.
     

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