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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bobalob, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. bobalob

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    All day today I was under a constant olfactry assault so I finally informed our out front girls(I am the baker, college girls make coffee and meals out front of kitchen) that they dont need to bathe in perfume before work as it overwhelms the smells of fresh bread, cinnamon rolls, cookies, pies, muffins, scones, espresso, ect. Then I couldnt help adding that it was my observance over the years that 3 different types of girls load up on this toxic waste they call perfume 1. young immature girls(not women) 2.fugly girls(with matching personalities) that seem to think that there is some nerve agent in perfume that will render me powerless to resist. 3. the super slut that has no sense of smell after snorting ice since she was 12. Obviously this started an argument :haha: and I proceeded to explain that if a woman is going to apply a very strong smell that I am forced to partake in, the floral chemical scents are a turn off but if instead they went with fried bacon in their pocket or some other charred meats maybe even a freshly toasted chacoal briquette. Other pleasurable aromas like 80-90wt oil, gasoline, hot chocolate, and chicken noodle soup would certainly spark my interest in a particular chick out of a homogenous college girl group. Anyways they think I'm nuts but it seems like one more way to fish for the kind of guy they want with particular smells that appeal to certain types of guys they are interested in. What do you think of my theory? BTW I don't mind perfumes used conservatively. as long as it is not petuli(not sure how to spell)
     
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    I'm allergic to Perfume, the first few dates with a girl can be hell on me...
     
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    I actuall had a girlfriend who was allergic to perfume(heaven) and buying things like lotions, shampoo, and other chick stuff was near impossible because of the fragrances they contain. So she usuall had to use guy products because of reduced fragrance content. She used all my deodarant :haha:
     
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    Too much perfume is definately an aggrivation. My favorite is the smokers who bathe in it because they can't smell it. We have a guy in the building who can clear an elevator with his colonge/smoke smell.
     
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    I hate it when a womans wears so much perfume, I can TASTE it. yuck.
     
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    but if it was bacon yum!
     
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    well.. yeah, of course bacon. that'd be different.
     
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    Am I the only one who's first thought was
    [​IMG]

    :confused: :doah:
     
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    Bathe in that stuff and every kitty cat within a five-mile raidius is gonna come a-runnin'!!
     
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    I believe he's referring to the smell of her... nether-regions... not actually tunafish
     
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    for the rest of you, please allow me to translate:

    :haha:
     
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    Fixed it.........;)
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    BUUURRRRRNNNNNN
     
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    I'm a virgin... I understand the joke :confused:

    Don't be so harsh on us virgins... we're better than you :wink1: :rolleyes:
     
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    it was a joke man, relax. comedy club, chuckle chuckle... :doah:

    BTW, "we're better than you"... ask any woman, they'll tell you otherwise. :p:
     
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    I was kidding too man... haha

    And to be honest... they wouldn't know how good I am :wink1:

    I'm untapped potential!
     
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    There was a girl that lived above me in the dorms, and sat right next to me in the class we had together no matter where I sat. I was glad when she put on perfume. You could tell when she didn't take a shower or wash her clothes..lol It was funny one time in the cafe when someone was eating a tuna sandwich and she said something along the lines of "why do you eat tuna that stuff smells so bad" He said atleast I only smell like tuna when I eat it. I about spit my lunch out everywhere
     
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    generally, things with potential always need work. say a project truck... sure it may have rust holes, and minor mechanical defects, but with some work, it COULD be good...

    then there are the ones ready to drive... :deal:
     
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    Tell me this... Would you rather buy a rental car that was for sale... or a brand new one and break it in yourself? :deal:
     

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