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Girlfriends= (Fill in the blank)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AZPiNsTrIpEd, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. AZPiNsTrIpEd

    AZPiNsTrIpEd 1/2 ton status

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    Mine = WAYtoomuchun-neededstress.

    P.s. Forgive me, Jack Daniels has gotten the best of me:doah:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    For me - girlfriend=divorice.:D
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    For me - Girlfriend = Small hope of with cake mix of paranoia with suicidal tendencies
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Me-exwife=happiness.

    Me+girlfriend (soon I hope)=happy penis.

    Me+girlfriend (wanting to get married)=happily UNmarried (per Gene Simmons :bow: )
     
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    Me+girlfriend=See her once or twice a week, and the rest of the week is all about me!
     
  6. uao85

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    me+girlfriend=........alot of good times, hanging out, making each other laugh, laughing at other people, ..........oh yeah and frequent bjs'.

    Remington
     
  7. mtnman210

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    this one came into play the other day...

    girlfirend = someone to tighten the steering box bolts while you hold it against the frame

    BUT

    girlfriend = someone to hold the steering box while YOU tighten said bolts because it'll just be quicker
     
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    girlfriend = sadness because I haven't seen her since June :(
     
  9. 3 on the tree

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    If it has tits or tires, sooner or later its gonna cause you grief and cost you money.
     
  10. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    x2. And the following calculation:

    - 50% of everything I own
    + $10000 in lawyers bills
    - 2 children
    + $2000 monthly support payments
    - my dick in my sleep

    I think I'll just stay married. Besides, very few girls out there can measure up to Kim Can. :deal:
     
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    Wrong. In fact, most girls I see out-measure Kim Can... like these girls, they all out-measure Kim Can...







































































































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    Hell, they outmeasure just about everything...:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
     
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    That was the grossest thing I have ever seen.
     
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    Girlfriends= are de DEVIL!!! especially if you're married.
    Jimbo
     
  15. AZPiNsTrIpEd

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    I couldnt agree with you more!!!!:haha: I think I prefer the one night girlfriends better.

    P.S.- Is it bad that I vaguely remember posting this last night?
     
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    Boyfriend = the one person that makes me smile no matter what and the one that I cannot live with out.
     
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    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    R E P O S T for sure
     
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    those girls will outmeasure a peterbuilt.........nuff said...........GOOOOOO!!!!
     
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    amen brother!
     

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