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Girls night out as my wife tells it.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    Don't let this happen to you:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight..."I promise"!!

    Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.

    Around 3 AM drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock.

    He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock.

    When I asked him why he said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "Oh [censored]!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    ROTFLMFAO /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. bryguy00b

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    HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! thats great!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    Bryan
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    i love the giggling and farting part!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was too funny.
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  8. Pure Insanity

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    That is WAY too funny!

    But I got news for you....by 3 AM the doors would have different locks. Slipping in would be a challenge. And yes, I do have a complete set of locks for our place. I changed them when we moved in and kept the old set. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    Then you would have missed out on the show!!

    John
     
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    Yeah but what could be funnier than a drunk trying repeatedly to open the door w/ a key that doesnt work?
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Yeah but what could be funnier than a drunk trying repeatedly to open the door w/ a key that doesnt work?

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    A drunk with a hangover at 6am still trying to open the door... /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  12. chevyracing

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    Been there, done that.. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     

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