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GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jan 28, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I get so annoyed when complete strangers knock on my door and try to push thier religion on me. It happens 2 to 3 times a month around here. Always when I'm sitting down to lunch or supper. I want to scream at these people " Go the **** away !!!!!! " But I haven't yet. I'm getting close though. I tell them I'm just sitting down to eat, and then they keep running on at the mouth, or want to come back later. AAaaaHHHHhhhhhhh, I just want them to GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Get a no soliciting sign.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifAnd if they still knock just point to the sign and shut the door...
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Get a no soliciting sign.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifAnd if they still knock just point to the sign and shut the door...
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    tell them you worship satan and ask them in so you can tell them all about your religion /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    Try living in the Mormon belt. I get hit up several times a week. No amount of bitching does anything either. I even figured out who the local bishop was and ripped his rear and that sortof helped. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    I had a friend that had Jehovah's Witnesses coming to his house once a week. He finally told them not to come back and the next time the came, he opened the door with a shotgun pinted at them(not loaded, of course) and he said they took off running and never came back. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I lived right around the corner from a JW church. I knew when I moved in that I would be hearing from them soon. To my suprise, they never showed up till a year later. When they did I recognised them immediately by looking throught the window. Opened the door and before I could get anything out of my mouth, one of the two women started to ask me a question. "If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?" she asked. I thought for a moment and replied, "For people like YOU to never show up on my doorstep again!". Her eyes popped wide open, she turned to her "trainee", and off they went. Never saw them again. I guess wishes CAN come true. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    "If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?" she asked. I thought for a moment and replied, "For people like YOU to never show up on my doorstep again!"

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    When they are done, tell them about your religion and try to get them to join

    Or tell them that you are busy, but if you'll give me your address, i can come over there and we can talk about it.
     
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    I'm thinking next time they come to my door to ram religion down my throught, that I should answer the door naked !!!!!!!! Think they'd still want to bother me ???????? /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    ya shoulda said man i sure could use a bj right now. lol.

    jacob
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    I'm thinking next time they come to my door to ram religion down my throught, that I should answer the door naked !!!!!!!! Think they'd still want to bother me ????????

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif geez paul that would scare anyone away. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif just messin wit ya bro.
     
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    Well ya know for sure the wish wouldn't have come true in that case. And if it DID! Boy then I would be in trouble... I prolly woulda liked it and joined! GEEESH!.... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    yeah we get mormon missionaries a lot. my best friend told them that he used to be mormon but then got addicted to porn and premarital sex. they left him alone. but now they're going after my girlfriend (best friends sister. wich can be interesting at times) they leave me alone cuz we have a 1 acre lot and our house is 60yds away from the street and fenced in. i have a cousin that is a missionary in baton rouge right now. i got nothing against them, they're good people i just don't believe what they believe.
     
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    I've seen two things work in my life. I used the Satan thing once, and the guy ran the other way.

    Another time, a cop I know told these two Mormon missionaries that if they came around again, he would arrest both of them for tresspassing.
     
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    I remember one day (we also live very close to one of these churchs), two young guys came to the door asking for the man of the house. My mom comes out back and asks, 'where's your dad?' I don't know why. There's someone at the door for him.... OH, I think he's out at the back garage. Mom disappears for a few mintues and comes back, where's your dad? "How in the hell do I know, can't you see I'm in the engine compartment of the Blazer, is he standing here, he's not inside the truck with me" (spark plugs by the way, I hate changing spark plugs). Dad comes walking around the corner a couple minutes later, who's at the front door he asks me? I stop climbed out of the truck. I DONT KNOW WHO THE HELL IT IS, Leave me the HELL ALONE. About that time the two guys come walking from around front and give us a funny look and say, "can we help?"
    "Yes, you can go away, I'm busy working on this infernal peice of [censored] and no, I can do it on my own like I have for years!" /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
    "OK", they said and left go bug the other neighbors. I feel so sorry for these guys, sometimes.....
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    I used to feel really bad telling them to go /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif. I do not like having to get stern with people but they would send different guys every time and really young ones. They would always catch me in my pj's or half asleep, or sick etc... But they wanted to come in and watch this video (something to do with the mormon church). I would ask them please do not come by unless I call you to. Finally after the 7th time I opened the door and I said "Look I have asked you nicely before to not come here unless I CALL YOU, I am not letting strangers into my home to watch a video. Please stop coming or my boyfriend is going to be the next one to answer the door and he will not enjoy taking time off of work to do so"................ I have not seen them since.


    I need to get a no soliciting sign up. I have been getting guys who look like they belong in 10th grade knocking on my door wanting to sell me things I just know they have stolen somewhere. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    About 7 years ago we got those peel and stick letters for mailboxes and spelled out "No Solicitors Please" on the front door.

    It seems to work...that and I rarely answer the front door unless it looks like someone I know or am expecting. If they know me, they'll come to the garage or back door of the house.

    If someone knocks on the front door, and looks all dressed up and formal (and I can see some new or fancy car parked on the street), I usually just dont answer the door. They cant bug me if they think Im not home. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I tell them, "God says to spread the word, not beat people with it. Get off my porch!"
     
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    Its kinda the "dont call me, I'll call you" deal..."Don't knock on my door, I'll knock on yours", as you close your door before they can tell you how to get a hold of them. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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