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go getcha momma

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by onlychevy6, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. onlychevy6

    onlychevy6 1/2 ton status

    Mar 29, 2003
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    Hockley, Texas
    If only it were this easy...........

    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
    city and they were in a mall for the first time in
    their lives.

    The father and son were strolling around
    while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
    everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
    silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
    together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator)
    responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
    that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with
    amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
    to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
    opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
    Watched the small circular number above the walls
    light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last
    number and then the numbers began to light in the
    reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
    gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
    quietly to his son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma...............

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