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GOD and Henry Ford

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by doctor4x4, Feb 22, 2004.

  1. doctor4x4

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    Im sure some of you have allready read this one
    but the the few who havnt here it is
    Henry Ford & God
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    >Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him: "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention, the Assembly line, Ford the automobile...changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
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    >Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang with God Himself."
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    >So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
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    >God asks, "What do you mean?"
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    >"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
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    >1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
    >2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
    >3. Maintenance is extremely high.
    >4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
    >5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
    >6. The rear end wobbles too much.
    >7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
    >8. The headlights are usually too small.
    >9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
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    >"Hummmmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."
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    >God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
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    >God then turns to Ford, and says: "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics more men are riding my invention than yours."

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    God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
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    >God then turns to Ford, and says: "Buy a Bowtie, BITCH"


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