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Goddamn Harpsichord

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Nov 11, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    ...and this my incomplete review of the "Discover The Classics" six disc box set


    NO LA TIMIDE! NO! I HATE YOU!

    ADAGIO ADAGIO!

    Adaglo Sostenuto!

    These I can relate

    Wait.......

    MARCH!.........? No, it went from cool to all fruity.....

    Minute Waltz? **** YOU! YOU GO TOO FAST!

    Rigolette: La Donna E Mobile - Name sounds like a cellphone, song blows

    Kinderszene: Traimerei... nice name, nice song, I keep you

    Pno Con No.1 Blah Blah - SUCK

    Hungarian Dance Number 5........ TETRIS!

    Nutcracker..... everything from the nutcracker belongs in cartoons

    CARMEN!? NO OPERA! NO NO NO!

    RIDE YOU MOTHER****ING VALKERIES RIDE! WOOOOOOOOOO!

    Claire De Lune...... Claire is a loooooonnnnnnnn hahahahaha....... OK

    Fanfare For The Modern Man........ OH MY GOD SOMEONE RUN IN SLOW MOTION!

    Con De Aranjuez: Adagio - Yes, Good

    Lietenant Kije: Was A Wanker

    CARMINA BURANA: O FORTUNA! YOU LISTEN NOW!

    Romeo And Juliett: Dance Of The Nights - Pretty Creepy

    Swan Lake: Spanish Dance....... Um No

    Flight Of The Bumblebee..... QUIT SHOWING OFF

    Oriental Phant (too much Oboe)

    The Three Cornered Hat (looks stupid)

    Gymnopedie No. 2 - Makes me think of hot sexy half naked sweating gymnasts

    March Joyuse - NO NO JOYUSE! NO ORANGE JOYUSE, NO APPLE JOYUSE, NO JOYUSE, PERIOD!

    La Traviata........ ok maybe

    Pines Of Rome - BIRDS ARE NOT INSTRUMENTS, SHUT THEM THE **** UP!

    Hey, another Hungarian Dance....... still Tetris

    Finlandia! YES SCARY! **** YES!

    Dance Of The Comedians........ not funny

    Symphony Number 5: Adagietto - GOOD!

    Mars Bringer Of War (Mars Bringer Of Badass!)

    Pn Con No. 1 - OK! OK! Oh wait no

    BONUS! THE MOST RELAXING CLASSICAL IM TEH WOLD REVIEW (PARTIAL) ! !33+!

    Clair De Lune - Yes, Please

    Idyl For Stings - Yeah, Ok....... NO

    Adagio In G Minor - It's like I'm in a church, being sentenced to hell, for all my bad deeds

    The Girl With The Flaxen Hair - She's pretty hot, I bet

    Air On A G String - I think I've killed people to this

    GREENSLEEVES GREENSLEVE MONKEYS AND SPAGHETTI SIEVES!

    Adagio For Strings - I'mma go cry now

    Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Faun - Makes me wanna have sex with mythical creatures

    Largo...... didn't Ewoks call each other that as an insult.... when they were hang gliding? Ewoks? WTF!?

    Arabesque - Like, with turbans and ****? Really.....? WAIT THIS IS MR. ROGERS MUSIC!

    Pavane For Dead Princess - With a name that includes "Dead Princess" it has to be good

    Anyway......

    Someone remind me to get make a post about my theory of artistic/emotional insubstatiability tomorrow, including journeys into the intangible ties of human existance.......

    Or not.......

    Whatever
     
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    think flatulence. :haha:
     
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