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Goin' out for a beer...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    Goin\' out for a beer...

    A couple had been married for two weeks.

    The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be back in a bit."

    "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she got chills merely by holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors-d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors-d'oeuvres, poochi-pooh?" She opened the oven and removed five dishes of different types of hors-d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

    "But my sweet honey...at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, cutie pie? LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F*CKING BEER IN YOUR GODD*MN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER-F*CKING SNACKS BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW! YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A*SHOLE?!"

    And they lived happily ever after.





    Isn't that a sweet story?
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  2. unclematty

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    Re: Goin\' out for a beer...

    I was married to one like that once, a long time ago /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  3. jjlaughner

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    Re: Goin\' out for a beer...

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    Re: Goin\' out for a beer...

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif and I was going to ask you to drink 6 or more for me.
     
  5. k5redneck

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    Re: Goin\' out for a beer...

    thats funny, i dont care who u are thats funny. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     

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