An attractive young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had > just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee > sting. > > The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse. > > Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, > "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?" > > "I was stung by a bee," was her reply. > > "Where?" he asked. > > "Between the first and second hole." > > He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."