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golf balls/blonde joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls

    and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

    The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
    Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

    Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him
    thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity
    any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    LMAO thats [darn] funny!! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    did you hear the one about the blonde that one a gold medal in the olympics,she was so happy she had it bronzed. /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif, did you here the one about the guy telling the blonde how he can get off from work? he climbed the rafters and hung upside down, the boss came in and asked him what he was doing, the guy replied "I'm a light" the boss told him to take some time off. he walked out and shortly, the blonde started to leave when the boss asked her where she was going, she replied "I'm not working in the dark" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    what do you call a blond with half a brain???


    a genus /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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