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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    It is January, 2009:



    Hillary Clinton is spending her first night in the White House as President.
    She has waited so very long for this moment
    The ghost of George Washington appears
    Hillary asks Washington, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
    "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears
    Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
    "Oh! I really don't want to do that."
    On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears
    Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Lincoln thinks deeply for a moment, and then responds,











    "Go to the theater!"
    :haha::haha::haha:
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Work must be slow tonight, eh?
     
  3. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    I'm multi tasking... duh:rolleyes:


    actually, I got bored with calling my boss on that robot phone call thingy...:o
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    The joke is ok, but the response to Canmore is priceless.
     
  6. CustomChevy

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    5$ says that joke went right over canmore's head.
     
  7. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    You owe me 5 bucks, brother.:deal:
     
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    Nah, he just had to look it up.
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    For gawd's sake, I'm the King of Canucktion. Do you think I'm unaware of the Lincoln assassination?:deal:
     
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    nope, NOW he just had to look it up ;)

    all in good fun sir :deal:
     
  11. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Don't call me sir- I work for a living!!! :wink1:
     

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