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Good Bye, Mother

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 20, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few
    things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking
    nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went
    to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

    "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made
    you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son,
    who I haven't seen in a long time."

    "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can
    do for you?"

    "Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'
    It would make me feel so much better."

    "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he
    called out, "Good bye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout
    counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he
    asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

    "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif That would suck if someone really did that.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    This girl I dated told that joke, but saying that it had happened to her brother, and he had ran after the lady and caught her in the parking lot. Started puling her by the leg, like she was pullin' mine /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    John
     

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