An elderly gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French customs, he fumbled for his passport. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France before. "Then, you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection," snapped the irate frog. The Canadian said, "The last time I came to France, I didn't have to show my passport." "Impossible, old man. You Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The old Canadian gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then, with the feel of acid on his words, he calmly stated, "I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Juno Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944, there wasn't a Frenchmen anywhere on that beach."