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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. surpip

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly. He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
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    my my i woulden't /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif know what your talkin about
     
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