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Good Joke.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Emmettology 101, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. Emmettology 101

    Emmettology 101 3/4 ton status

    May 9, 2000
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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

    Last edited: Mar 24, 2005
  2. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Jan 9, 2002
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    Gettysburg, SD
    Yeah,t hat's pretty good

    I remeber a rather funny one......


    Three doctors golfing

    One says

    I love working on electricians, everythings color coded, everythings, organized, and it's all properly grounded

    Another says

    I like working on plumbers, good solid parts, everything is flowing well, and it's built to last

    Last one says

    I like working on the french. No guts, no balls, no spine, just a chicken heart and a frog head

    I dunno, i prolly butchered that pretty well

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