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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Jun 26, 2005.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    >A hillbilly, young Kenny, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a
    >> >farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
    > next
    >> >day.
    >> >
    >> >The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
    >> >news,
    >> >the donkey died."Kenny replied,"Well, then,just give me my money
    >> >back."
    >> >
    >> >The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
    >> >
    >> >Kenny said,"Ok,then, just bring me the dead donkey."
    >> >
    >> >The farmer asked,"What ya gonna do with him?"
    >> >
    >> >Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
    >> >
    >> >The farmer said,"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
    >> >
    >> >Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me.
    >> >I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
    >> >
    >> >A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,"What
    > happened
    >> >with that dead donkey?"
    >> >Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at ! two dollars
    >> >a
    >> >piece and made a profit of $998"
    >> >
    >> >The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
    >> >
    >> >Kenny said, "Just the guy who won.
    >> >So I gave him his two dollars back."
    >> >
    >> >Kenny grew up and eventually became
    >> >the chairman of Enron.
    >> >
     
  2. bigcountryk5

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    pretty good :D
     

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