good lawyer joke...

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  1. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jul 24, 2003
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    A laywer had successfully handled a difficult case for a wealthy friend..Following the happy outcome,the client called on the lawyer,expressed his appreciation,and handed him a handsome Morocan leather wallet....

    The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment,and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possibly compensate him for his services. "My fee is for that work,acidly snapped the attorney,is 500 dollars!..

    The Client opened the wallet,removed a 1000 dollar bill,replaced it with a crisp new 500 dollar bill,and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile..... :D

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  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    Good one. My favorite -

    A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

    A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

    The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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