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Good ole Johnny goes to the office...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I saw this on PBB, thought that it was funny....


    Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
    someone else...
    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
    give you a $100 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO. Johnny
    said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and

    I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment
    and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
    her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for
    $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down.

    She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
    boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes
    the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
    She said "The bastard used quarters!"

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
    before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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  3. dontoe

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    Now that's funny!!!:haha: :haha: :bow: :bow:
     

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