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Good two liner about Utah...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. TSGB

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    So I was talking with this girl in the next town over, and we were joking about marriage. She's vacationing in Utah in a week.

    TSGB says:
    I realize you're going to Utah, but I don't know about the whole polygamy thing...
    Lady Stetson says:
    yeah, they're babies tend to be a bit retarded. They're really creepy. But as long as you don't go to wal-mart or costco on a sunday, you don't ever see them, so it's pretty good.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I hate when NASA calls me asking me why they can't find humor in these supposed jokes:p:
     
  3. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    A Jewish kid goes up to his dad before his Prom,

    -Hey dad, can I have $50 for tonite?

    -$40 dollars! What the heck do you need $30 bucks for son?


    :D
     
  4. dremu

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    When my friends found out I was marrying a Mormon, they had a field day with the polygamy jokes.

    Except the Church has been forcefully AGAINST polygamy for over a century, and only practiced it Back In The Day as a way of caring for widows and children.

    I am SOOOO tired of hearing this sh!t.

    Can I start bashing on Catholics or Lutherans or Baptists?

    You know, "Catholics get excommunicated, but Baptists get dehydrated" ... or "How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy" or ...

    Oddly, I still don't see the big deal about the big man (points up into the sky somewhere.) Whether you call him God or Allah or The Man With The Fish (my personal fave), what's it matter?

    Actually, I subscribe to a theology called Frisbeetarianism. It's the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

    -- A
     
  5. SkulzNBonz

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    Catholics are easy.
    Q) Know the difference between a Catholic wedding and a Catholic funeral?
    A) One less drunk!

    John
     
  6. Thunder

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    Hmm......
    Jews don't recognize Christ as their Saviour
    Hindus don't recognize God.
    7 th day Adventists don't recognize Sunday as the sabbath
    And
    Mormons don't recognize each other in Wendover NV.
     
  7. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    You gotta be way on the inside to get that one.........
     
  8. Thunder

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    sO are you going to join me in my Conquest of the World?
     
  9. bigjbear

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    They say the same thing about Southern Baptists in liquor stores.

    I've only been to Wendover once (while I was working in SLT) but it looked more like casinos were full of Mexicans:doah:
     
  10. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Is this the Jihad/wang thing? :D
     
  11. dremu

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    God that's funny. *I* knew it and my LDS wife didn't ... but then I stayed in Wendover on my BB03 trek. :haha:

    -- A
     

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