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Goodbye, mom!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A young man shopping in a supermarket
    Noticed a little old lady following him around.
    If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
    kept staring at him.

    She finally overtook him at the checkout,
    And she turned to him and said,
    "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
    it's just that you look so much like my late son."

    He answered, "That's okay."

    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
    "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
    It would make me feel so happy."

    She then went through the checkout,
    And as she was on her way out of the store,
    The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

    The little old lady waved, and smiled
    Back at him

    Pleased that he had brought a little
    sunshine Into someone's day, he went
    to pay for his Groceries.

    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

    "How come so much ...
    I only bought 5 items.."

    The clerk replied,
    "Yeah, but your Mother said
    You'd be paying for her things, too."


    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
    :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah:
     
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    hahah thats messed up
     
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    Isn't that a bitch!!
     

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