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Got Guts? Got Balls?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 12, 2005.

  1. Muddytazz

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    The difference between "Guts and "Balls"

    "Guts" - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning on flying somewhere?"


    "Balls" - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a$$ and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Nice!!!
     
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    Ya Laura didn't care for that one too much.......

    But I liked it.....

    ouch she hit me!!!
     

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