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Got my RECTAL exam today.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Sep 25, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    All was going well with the exam, untill i felt both his hands on my shoulders /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Naw, i'm kidding. I was just curious how many views this would get. I mean honestly, how BORED do you have to be to read about somebodys rectal exam?....lmao GOT YA! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    This bored.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifYou need to change your title to "REPEAT OFFENDER" with the amount of reposts' you make... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. Jeremy_C

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    lol..one step behind the game. Just the way I like it. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Just admit it, you were hoping i would go into detail about the exam wasnt ya?.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    YOU'RE A BAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif




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  5. 88Silverado

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    Just admit it, you were hoping i would go into detail about the exam wasnt ya?

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    If you dont, I will. I went for my exam last month.
    Damn nurse said "you wont need anything to make you relax, only takes a minute" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

    The BITCH LIED /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    But anyways....im bored so i'll tell you about the neat video screen you can watch while the doc is stuffing 6 feet of 2" garden hose up your a$$. Actually, that probably would have been an easier way to get cleaned out other than the gallon of saltwater mixed with baking soda sh!t you have to drink the day before... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    Really...want me to detail what I saw on the screen? Well...guess I didnt follow directions too well, it looked like he was driving a K5 thru the mud bogs /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Oh yea...I think he had to do some rock crawling to get to the final turn /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Ahhhhh damn....things to post about when your bored /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. chevyfumes

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    Whats freightening is that the doc payed big money to END UP digging around in there.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Really...want me to detail what I saw on the screen? Well...guess I didnt follow directions too well, it looked like he was driving a K5 thru the mud bogs /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Oh yea...I think he had to do some rock crawling to get to the final turn /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


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    omg k5 through a mud bog. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    All was going well with the exam, untill i felt both his hands on my shoulders

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    and when the Dr. told you that you should have these exams weekly you said "alright!!" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    after a few weeks of that its...

    _____________/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
    Jeremy's Dr.___ () 8======D /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif---Jeremy
    _____________/\__________//__\\_

    time for oral exams!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    cmon, not even a single comment on my art work?! sheesh, tough crowd!! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

    j
     
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    Great art work /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif i especially like the angry look on the docs face... sorta like jeremy is getting the "grudge ****". /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    I tried to "Quote" it just after you posted it but the faces didnt show /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    I think thats some "sucky" art work /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Just admit it, you were hoping i would go into detail about the exam wasnt ya?

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    If you dont, I will. I went for my exam last month.
    Damn nurse said "you wont need anything to make you relax, only takes a minute" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

    The BITCH LIED /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    But anyways....im bored so i'll tell you about the neat video screen you can watch while the doc is stuffing 6 feet of 2" garden hose up your a$$. Actually, that probably would have been an easier way to get cleaned out other than the gallon of saltwater mixed with baking soda sh!t you have to drink the day before... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

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    Sounds like you liked it and met a new man! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    Sounds like you liked it and met a new man!

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    Oh baby baby.....It was fun loosing my virginity the first time when I was on the giving end NOT the receiving end.
    Damn, I didnt even get dinner. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Sounds like you liked it and met a new man!

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    Oh baby baby.....It was fun loosing my virginity the first time when I was on the giving end NOT the receiving end.
    Damn, I didnt even get dinner. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    LOL! No "wine me, dine me, 69 me?" /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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