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Government Announcement

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Derf00, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. Derf00

    Derf00 1/2 ton status

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    GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

    The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

    A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Amen! :salute: /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    True story.......... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

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    God Bless America /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     

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