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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    *Ahem*

    You don't "minus" it, you "subtract" it

    "Also" is a better word than "too" in many cases

    Do you "get" it? No, you either "understand" or "receive" it

    Do you "have" it? You may "own" it! It may just be "in your possession currently"

    Double negatives are no ones friend. They smell bad and swipe your spare change.

    There, Their, They're.... IT’S NOT THAT HARD

    To, Two, Too....... ALSO NOT HARD

    "While painting my garage, a dog bit me" Yeah? A dog was painting your garage, eh?

    (NOTE: I type "dog" "god" occasionally. I am mildly dyslexic. I think. Bemay.)

    Prepositions.

    NO - "What are we going to put this sentence in?"

    OK - "In what are we going to put this sentence?"

    Yeah.......





    "Masterful use of the word, Ashes" - RXR (Mrrr, mrrr, mrrr)
     
  2. CustomChevy

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    :doah:

    Come awn RJ....
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    It's called irony!

    Actually, my spelling is quite **** as I tent to type as fast as I think. I have to go through it about three times before it makes any sense.

    EXAMPLE:

    "Therimin music is a v ery strange thing. I mean, its an instrument that you wave your hands around in front of, whereupopn it makes wierd spaceship noises. Wierd. I can never get my ie and ei's properly coorisinated."
     
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    I find it a bit ironic that you of all people, misspelled the title! WTF is that?



    Note to my main man: two shots of 20/20, half a pack of Tarrington 100's, and call me in the morning!
     
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    I have absolutely no idea what any of that is
     
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    Make an effort to never find out what 20/20 is. Trust me.
     
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    I aint talkin no grammar. If the grammar natzis are cummin i am runninoft.
     
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    Keep this sh!t up and I'm gonna banish you to my father in laws house, he is the king of puns and plays on words. In short it sucks ass spending any amount of time around him.
     
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    Ok, so, grammar Nazi's are ejaculating and you are taking care of whatever runoff occurs.
     
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    20/20 mad dog, is by far, one of the worst alkyholik beverages one could possibly dump down his gullet. (Cheap, cheap wine)

    Tarrington 100's, supposedly a cigarette brand, I would just as soon roll up a log of white dog sh!t in a piece of used, week old, fish paper, and smoke it. Than even one of those.:D
     
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    I made this up recently, it's a very bad pun with a set up so long the anticlimax is wonderful.



    Bob and Bill were swimming in the ocean. The do so for hours. Bob eventually becomes tired, get's out of the water, and sits on the beach, reading a book.

    Bill stays in the ocean and after a few minutes manages to catch and then ride a dolphin. He rides it up and down the beach.

    Bob takes notice and waves to his friend Bill. Bill waves back and yells loudly, "Hey, **** you, you complete bastard"

    Bob is taken aback, his friend having insulted him.

    Later, at the end of the day, when the dolphin is long gone to do dolphin things, Bill and Bob are walking down the beach, smoking cigarettes, wearing open, button down, shortsleeve shirts and beach trunks.

    Bob says to Bill "Hey, why did you insult me earlier in the day? You're my friend and I didn't think you would say such a thing!"

    Bill says to Bob "Well, I am sorry, but I didn't mean it, It wasn't intentional"

    Bob stops, drops his cigarette into the sand and crushes in down with his sandal. He looks to his friend and says....

    "You meant it, you meant it and you know it, you did it explicitly on porpoise"
     
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    Ohhhh, Mad Dod, ok, I have heard of it.

    I tend to drink light beer or bourbon.

    I roll my own smokes. Bugler.
     
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    Damn what a waste of a good cigarette
     
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    Ahem.

     
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    Like the man said, his spelling is at times, ****
     
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    lol sorry RJ, I had to.
     
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    So stupid yet so funny. :haha::haha:
     
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    DAMN, i thought you were talking aboot the crackers...:mad:
     
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    What the hell are Grammar Crackers?
     

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