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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels



    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."




    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."




    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."




    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."




    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber.."




    In a dry cleaners window
    "Drop your pants here and you'll receive prompt attention."



    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."



    On a window washers truck in Chicago:
    A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.



    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."



    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"




    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."




    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."




    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you
    are on fire and take appropriate action."




    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."




    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    You've come to the right place."




    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."




    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."




    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."




    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."




    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."




    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."




    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."




    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."



    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Thank heaven for little grills."




    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
     
  2. diesel4me

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    I've seen a few...

    There is a Septic truck with a slogan around here that says
    "KAA-KAA SUCKER" on the tank!.. :p:

    I saw a sign for a seamstress shop in RI that says "Seams Like A Dream" !

    On a local church there is a sign out front that always has a bible passage on it,changes every week,it also has a clever saying under them--A few good ones were:

    "He who waits until the 11th hour to repent--usually dies at 10:30 ! ".. :bow:

    "Drive Like Hell--and you'll GET there"..... :haha:

    "Jesus Saves--how much is in YOUR spiritual bank account??" :thinking:
     
  3. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    Those are some funny signs!

    Another few good church signs:

    "Prevent truth decay-read your Bible!"

    "Don't wait for the Hearse to take you to church."

    "Jesus built us a bridge with two boards and three nails."

    "Under same management for 2000 years!"
     
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    Ha ha, i remember the BLACK ANGUS steak house, lol,

    The "G " in angus was burnt out , so it said,,,,,, BLACK ANUS :D :haha:
     
  5. kyser_soze

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    The Nerds movie

    Hotel Coral Essex during the day

    Hot__ _oral __sex at night with the lights buned out
     
  6. txfiremank5

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    There used to be, and probably still is a construction company here in S.A. TX

    Longhorn Errection

    We get it up


    :D

    My cousin started the "performance Off-Road centers" and used to use

    Up your's, at Performance off road

    :p:
     
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    a womens hair place in town is

    Curl up and Dye
     

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