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Guess What Pauly 383 Just Did

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, May 26, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    He searched for "prehensile penis" on a search engine
     
  2. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    What aboot retractable testicles?
     
  4. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Are they too scared to come out and play :D
     
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    Speaking of retractable testicles and emo bitches, Jess (roommate) and I were talking aboot how her old boyfriend would wear her pants. I decided to see if I could fit in them. After much struggle, I found that I couldn't, but forced myself into them anyway. I've never worn anything tighter than my skin before. It wasn't pleasant. It felt like someone was leaning on my jollies with their elbow, and my righty was off by itself across the crotch of the pants. I don't plan on doing that ever again. Felt like I was blowing up a balloon when I took them off, trying to get my nuts to come back out...


    I have a picture, but I have to get it developed.
     
  6. mrk5

    mrk5 The Sticker Guy Moderator Vendor GMOTM Winner Author

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    When I was big into powerlifting competitions, I had a bench press shirt and a squat suit. The were basically super-tight clothing that took at least one person to help put it on. That's the tightest thing I've ever worn.

    It hurt, I'll tell you that. It also made a pretty big difference too.
     
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    This guy asked me out and I told him he's like not my type... so he came to school the next day in he showed up to school in his sister's pants....
     
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    :crazy: :haha: :crazy:
     
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    haha the guy up there *points* said he tried on girl pants.
     
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    Do the suits help? If yes, how? :confused:
     

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