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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Mar 1, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.> This is
    to be
    her first time meeting the family and she> is very nervous. They all
    sit
    down
    and begin eating a fine> meal.> The woman is beginning to feel a
    little
    discomfort,> thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
    The gas>
    pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice,>
    she
    decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty> fart. It
    wasn't
    loud,
    but everyone at the table heard the pouf.> Before she even had a
    chance to
    be
    embarrassed, her boyfriend's> father looked over at the dog that had
    been
    snoozing at the> woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice,
    "Skippy!".>
    The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came> across her
    face. A

    couple of minutes later, she was beginning> to feel the pain again.
    This
    time, she didn't even hesitate. She> let a much louder and longer
    fart rip.
    The father again looked> and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!">
    Once
    again
    the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few> minutes later the woman
    had to
    let another one rip. This time> she didn't even think about it. She
    let rip
    a
    fart that> rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father
    looked
    at>
    the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from> her
    before
    she sh!ts all over you!"



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Too funny !

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!

    wheeling pics
     

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