Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Ha Ha, You Know What, A Lesson

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Posts:
    17,372
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg, SD
    I'mma teach you things.....





    Ok, devided into blocks of learning as it were





    This is not funny - I am a stupid monkey

    This is slightly funny - I am a stoopid munkey

    This is fairly funny - I'm a stupid monkey, see how I wave my hands. I demand nanners.

    This is really funny - I am a monkey of the stupid variety, my cognative capacities are quite limited.

    This is awesomely funny - I am a monkey of the stupid variety, my cognative capacities are quite limited. Oh look, I've paradoxically become a hypocrite by way of my speech.

    This ruins it - I am a monkey of the stupid variety, my cognative capacities are quite limited. Oh look, I've paradoxically become a hypocrite by way of my speech. I want nanners.

    This saves it - I am a monkey of the stupid variety, my cognative capacities are quite limited. Oh look, I've paradoxically become a hypocrite by way of my speech. I want nanners. Oh, well I've reverted to my original state...... DAMN!





    Things that are not funny -

    Obscure references that draw attanetion to themselves
    Overused internet slang IE - teh ghey
    Repeating something funny that you saw somewhere else

    Things that are funny -

    Obscure references said in passing with no reference to themselves whatsoever
    Using overused internet slang to round out something else, or to make fun of it
    Repeating something funny so long that the law of three comes into place





    The Laws Of Three

    The law of three in duration

    Start - It's funny
    Continue for a short period - Get's annoying
    Draws out a long time - Get's very funny. May need pause to buffer.

    The law of three in repetition

    Start - It's funny once
    Second time - It's a repeat and not funny
    Third time - starts a theme, going beyond three makes it into a duration ordeal

    The law of three in stuff

    1. You need one
    2. Two is lame, may as well have three
    3. redundant backups are cool




    Hmmmm
     
  2. gauder

    gauder Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2005
    Posts:
    1,613
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    done
    dIvided, cognItive
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Posts:
    17,372
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg, SD
    Please refer to our complaint department, 16057690208 ext. 7
     
  4. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2004
    Posts:
    5,115
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    .
    I can catch lightning in a jar....

    nevermind, I heard that somewhere else.





    .
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Posts:
    17,372
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg, SD
    One of my most reverent wishes in life is to live just long enough to get everything in my head down on paper and out to the world
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Posts:
    17,372
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg, SD
    Such good intentions with no motivation
    The trigger is out there somewhere
    I need to locate it in this plane
    And pull that mother****er

    Diminishing Poetry After An Insanity Comedown

    The End
     
  7. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2000
    Posts:
    38,584
    Likes Received:
    266
    Location:
    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Damn I think I'm the first monkey...
     
  8. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2003
    Posts:
    3,164
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    SLC UT
    Man, your spankin it! :D
     

Share This Page